What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Do happily married husbands cheat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

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-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”